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How to kill a Giant

February 21st, 2006, 8:00 pm

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Reply Aust_Arrowsplitter, February 22nd, 2006, 8:49 am

Pfft. Fightar noob. The Aust way to do it

Step 1: Stand back by about 100 feet
Step 2: Fire *insert big, painful magic spell here* at the giant's head.
Step 3: Step back 30 feet
Step 4: Repeat 2+3 until the giant dies or your meatshield gets squished.

In the event of your meatshield dying, run away as fast as your magic can carry you.

Reply egonboy, February 22nd, 2006, 11:23 am

The egon way
1 Grapple to his forhead or stomach
2 Punch at 50 mph to the head or groin
3 Stick explosive vials in nearest hole
4 Kick off and detonate

Reply Bruiser, February 22nd, 2006, 2:14 pm

My Way Hit it.
Alot.
With a big stick.

Much like it would try to do with me.

Reply Jayge, February 22nd, 2006, 2:40 pm

My Way Walk up to it, and show it a picture of Wacko Jacko molesting his monkey.

Reply Seeker, February 22nd, 2006, 7:23 pm

Seeker's way 1: Run!

What? I'm sure if anyone saw a giant, they would do it!

Reply 77boy84 (Guest), February 22nd, 2006, 8:41 pm

The Vash(Idiot) way 1.Act like an idiot
2.Make hundreds of unoriginial characters based off of animes and games
3.Argue with everything,and continue to act like an idiot
4.Get banned and complain about it.

Reply Izzy, February 23rd, 2006, 3:03 pm

Izzy's Way 1.Nuke It
2.Nuke It Some More
3.There Is No Number 3.
4.Explode.

Reply Wolf Warhead, February 23rd, 2006, 3:42 pm

Step 1: Hadoken

Reply timidme, March 7th, 2006, 7:16 am

Timidme's way 1. sell a cow for some magic beans
2. find some guy named jack
3. Call up the ogre from the original story and tell him that his prey is fighting a giant then have the ogre and the giant fight to the death
4. split the golden eggs 70 to 30 with Jack and his old lady.

Reply Darren (Guest), March 26th, 2006, 7:30 pm

Darren's way 1. Fly up to its face.
2. Poke in eye with sharp object.
3. Avoid hand as giant tries to slap away like fly.
4. Repeat until giant kills himself.

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