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How to kill a Giant

21 Feb 2006 08:00 pm

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Aust_Arrowsplitter, 22 Feb 2006 08:49 am

Pfft. Fightar noob. The Aust way to do it

Step 1: Stand back by about 100 feet
Step 2: Fire *insert big, painful magic spell here* at the giant's head.
Step 3: Step back 30 feet
Step 4: Repeat 2+3 until the giant dies or your meatshield gets squished.

In the event of your meatshield dying, run away as fast as your magic can carry you.

egonboy, 22 Feb 2006 11:23 am

The egon way
1 Grapple to his forhead or stomach
2 Punch at 50 mph to the head or groin
3 Stick explosive vials in nearest hole
4 Kick off and detonate

Bruiser, 22 Feb 2006 02:14 pm

My Way Hit it.
Alot.
With a big stick.

Much like it would try to do with me.

Jayge, 22 Feb 2006 02:40 pm

My Way Walk up to it, and show it a picture of Wacko Jacko molesting his monkey.

Seeker, 22 Feb 2006 07:23 pm

Seeker's way 1: Run!

What? I'm sure if anyone saw a giant, they would do it!

77boy84 (Guest), 22 Feb 2006 08:41 pm

The Vash(Idiot) way 1.Act like an idiot
2.Make hundreds of unoriginial characters based off of animes and games
3.Argue with everything,and continue to act like an idiot
4.Get banned and complain about it.

Izzy, 23 Feb 2006 03:03 pm

Izzy's Way 1.Nuke It
2.Nuke It Some More
3.There Is No Number 3.
4.Explode.

Wolf Warhead, 23 Feb 2006 03:42 pm

Step 1: Hadoken

timidme, 07 Mar 2006 07:16 am

Timidme's way 1. sell a cow for some magic beans
2. find some guy named jack
3. Call up the ogre from the original story and tell him that his prey is fighting a giant then have the ogre and the giant fight to the death
4. split the golden eggs 70 to 30 with Jack and his old lady.

midnitepoets, 21 Mar 2006 12:17 am

Another Way... A few too many pounds of C-4 and a harpoon gun...Detonation is fun too...

Darren (Guest), 26 Mar 2006 07:30 pm

Darren's way 1. Fly up to its face.
2. Poke in eye with sharp object.
3. Avoid hand as giant tries to slap away like fly.
4. Repeat until giant kills himself.

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